hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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