just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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