I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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