i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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