Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thus making me awesome and them whores
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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