I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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