Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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