I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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