absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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