My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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