R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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