what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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