My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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