my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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