i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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