i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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