ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
