he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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