Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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