do herpes really smell.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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