Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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