I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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