I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Come on in and take your pants off
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