heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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