Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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