Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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