Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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