This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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