Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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