Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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