Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
