You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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