Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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