i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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