There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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