A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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