the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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