is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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