sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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