I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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