This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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