I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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