Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We got so high we made milksteak
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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