you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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