I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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