I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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