once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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