I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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