dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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