Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Randomize
