just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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