you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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