he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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