It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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