god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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