On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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