Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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