dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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